Snipped
The day after I bought a whipper snipper, (My first ever whipper snipper), My neighbour whipper snipped my tiny grass patch. Mine was still in the box. Would it have been worse if he took up with my wife or parented my children? No. This is worse. Tomorrow I’m going to whip and snip someone else’s tiny grass patch, And if the benefactor of my whipping and snipping feels emasculated, I will feel slightly better.