permission to shine

Richard: I’ve got a new Filipino girlfriend.

Roger: she a good lookin’ girl?

Richard: yeah man! Let me see if I got a photo.

Roger: yeahhhh

Richard (scrolling photos app): so that’s her aunty.

Roger: ok.

Richard: and that’s her grandma.

Roger: ok.

And then they changed subjects. What?

(NB: names invented. I do not know these cafe men.)